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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

Methinks the “mark” has plans of his own…

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

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jellybeing:

thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

OMG….

the most beautiful thing ive ever seen

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THE LAST GIF

Tumblr: Combining everything I love since FUCKING FOREVER

#AVENGELOCK

This makes me think we need SuperWhoAvengerLock.

NOT MY DIVISION AFAHSKDLDOEUWBD

AVENGELOCK

need this in my blog again oKAY

Need this on my blog EVERYDAY

Imagine Mycroft going up against Loki. Poor Loki, he may have magical powers and a very cool helmet (*cough*), but he’s going to look like such a beginner…

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How exactly would Fury know this about Loki’s alien god sorcerer biology? Starting with: Ahem, Fury, how do you know that is a male form? Who exactly does Fury think is “whom it may concern” in this case? Presumably someone who will be able and willing to make Loki stop telling the press this? Who exactly might that be…? It’s going to be tricky sending this to whoever it may concern without being more precise. (Unless Fury enlists Dr. Strange or something, which I would actually like to see.) In conclusion: Fury, you’re really gonna have to toughen up.

  1. How exactly would Fury know this about Loki’s alien god sorcerer biology?
  2. Starting with: Ahem, Fury, how do you know that is a male form?
  3. Who exactly does Fury think is “whom it may concern” in this case? Presumably someone who will be able and willing to make Loki stop telling the press this? Who exactly might that be…?
  4. It’s going to be tricky sending this to whoever it may concern without being more precise. (Unless Fury enlists Dr. Strange or something, which I would actually like to see.)
  5. In conclusion: Fury, you’re really gonna have to toughen up.

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